Scooter 4.7 - Washed Ashore

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Welcome back to the Scooters. Not much to say today besides I've just started generation 7 in game. I'm officially 2.3 generations behind, yikes! Let's get on with it and hopefully play some catchup.

 

Welcome back to Randy and Collin's place, featuring a fairly major facelift. I took the entire first floor and flipped it horizontally. And I completely redid the second floor so there'd be bigger bedrooms (but a kind of narrow hallway and a weird common area). I did what I could lol.

Man. I've been using this house for forever (since Sebastian's family's legacy). It's not even the best house I've ever built but I'm weirdly fond of it.

Landon: Hello, Willow? Yeah, I've moved back into moms' and renovated it! You should come visit sometime!

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Oh yeah, you're technically in Europe now, I forgot. Lol sorry

Dads moved just in time for this special boy's birthday!

idk why the cake looks like this though! Why does this happen! Make it stop!!!!

Welcome to childhood, Malakai!

Kai: (long, drawn-out, loud disgusted sound)

Willow, best girl, has come for a visit despite being Technically In Europe Now.

Landon: Will, guess what!

Willow: What, what is it?

Landon: You're a second-time aunt now!

Willow: WHAT?! Landon Reece Scooter, you only choose to tell me of this NOW?! Where is THAT BABY.

Oh yeah, Toro's oopsie-sister Shana is also YA now and she has come to visit as well.

Shana: ...there you go, bro! Your security is watertight!

Landon: Phew, thank you so much, Shana. I swear, we've gone without all this stuff for so long I might as well be a caveman now.

Shana: Aw, no problem, Landon. I'm not just a beautiful face, after all.

Because the dragon wasn't enough, I got Kai a big ole Blarffy bear too.

Kai: Alright, now when I give you a hug, you...?

Blarffy: ...

Kai: Come on man, help me out a LITTLE bit here.

Toro: ...and they swoop down from the sky, guts dragging behind them, and--

Landon, from the kitchen: Toro, you better not be scaring our children with those gross Filipino monster stories.

Toro: I'm not...! In that, you aren't scared, are ya, Kai?

Kai: Not at all! Now, get back to it, dad! Does the manananggal eat babies too?!

Toro: Wouldn't be a monster if it didn't, now would it?

One peaceful night in the lagoon, a rain of flowers seemed to descend onto the water from seemingly nowhere.

Spirit of the Ocean: Hello. Are you Landon?

Landon: Yeah, that's me. Who are you?

Spirit of the Ocean: Nobody important at all. But...I wanted to come find you. To thank you.

Landon: Thank me?

Spirit of the Ocean: Yes. You and your husband both. I...help take care of the ocean too. I did before you two arrived. And it was really difficult before you two came along. I just wanted to thank you for all your help. I'm glad humans like you exist.

Landon: Oh, it's really no problem.

Spirit of the Ocean: Thank you, again. And...have...a good night.

Landon: Wait! What's your name?

Spirit of the Ocean: My name?

Landon: Yeah. So we can include you on the list of people on the cleanup effort?

Spirit of the Ocean: Oh, like I said, I am nobody. I do not seek any sort of recognition. But thank you, Landon.

Landon: O--okay...have a good night, then!

Spirit of the Ocean: (singing to herself) ....

If Malakai wants to get into the scouts, he's gonna have to really nail his homework duties.

Kai: But like, do I even really need to learn math anymore? I don't, right? Right?

Hey, remember Sully? It seems I did not until right this moment. Hi Sully.

He's literally so tired of being ignored, he woke up his brother to yell at him.

Sully: WAAAAAAAAAGHHHH

Kai: Sully, go to BED YOU LITTLE DEMON

Everywhere you look in Sulani you will honestly find overwhelming calm. And that's really nice.

We've finally arrived at Landon and Toro's adult birthdays! Finally! Holy shit.

Happy birthday you ocean boys, you.

Toro decided to be kind to his scalp and stopped bleaching it whenever any kind of roots showed its head, finally. Love that for him.

Landon's spending more time at the gym.

Landon: No matter what I do I can't stop expanding my already earth-shatteringly titanic ass. (sigh) That's the cross I bear.

Sully: Attention now? Pwease?

...

Sully: Hewwo? HEWWO?

This is me signing up Landon for the Freelancer career, before it was subsequently broken to shit with later patches.

As EA does.

Landon's working on a children's book, so he needs the perspective of--duh--a child.

Landon: Sullivan? Do you like unicorns or sharks more?

Sully: Ummm...shawk.

Landon: Why's that, bud?

Sully: Big teef COOL :)

Landon: ...concerning. Thank you, little buddy.

Can you believe this is the first and only time I've seen a dolphin in this game?

Kai: BEST FRIEND!! BEST FRIEND!!

Dolphin: No ❤️

{A/N: So apparently Toro's parents had another FUCKING kid. Meet Miles Katalunan. Goddammn it. Whatever, plot opportunity ig.}

Toro: ...don't know about this one, bro.

Miles Katalunan: What, what's wrong with Strangerville?

Toro: Well, judging by name alone, what the hell kind of B-movie kind of town? Also, it's in America. What made dad change his mind about buying there? I swear he still thinks Americans are his natural-born enemies.

Miles: I guess the low prices? I dunno. Either way, there's a house there, for any one of his descendants to live in, if they're cool with cleaning it up.

Toro: Why'd he buy a house sight unseen in Strangerville for, anyway?

Miles: Don't know. He has so much money he literally has to burn? Maybe? Anyway, the offer's there, if you want to take it.

Toro: Why don't you move into it, bro?

Miles: And leave Sulani? No thanks man, I'm set for life here. But...maybe Kai or Sully someday...?

Toro: Hmmm. I don't like it, but it is an option.

Miles: Just think about it. It's already ours anyway. Not going anywhere.

I really wanted to like this scene of birds chilling on this bright blue crystal clear water but the bird models...are so bad...I am insulted.

Me, actually potty training one of my toddlers? Who was this past, responsible Ron?!

Landon often works late into the night on his commissions.

Landon, typing: ...this is bunk...money now pls...ha ha ha ha

I know this was supposed to be a nice picture but it honestly looks like Kai is about to sock Sully directly in the face.

Sully: Brother what have I done to anger thee

Looks like Kai has met a new friend!

Kai: Hey! My name's Kai. Who are you?

Random girl: I'm Betty. Do you wanna come swim around with me?

Kai: Sure. I know where all the dolphins like to hang out! Come with me!

Uh...Kai's new friend kinda sucks.

Betty: I said FUCK THIS BEAR BITCH

Toro: ...and the aswang leapt from the trees, leaping at its victim! It tore into his chest, gnashing!!

Sully: Daaaaaad! Scawy!!!

Toro: Huh. This was a huge hit with your brother.

Okay but listen to me, Kai and Sully are actually very cute and love each other a lot :'~~)

Okay Landon, send us off!

Landon: (snoring loudly)

...aaaaaand that's Landon with the weather!

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I want you guys to keep watching that little girl, Betty. I won't say why, just...that there is something. Something that shall be revealed next time! Bye for noooow