Scooter 6.8 - My Little Lady

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Welcome back everyone, to the penultimate update to the accursed 6th generation of the Scooters. We are so close and I cannot wait. Let's get into it.

 

I think Laila is hiding because she senses...a change in the universe's energy.

Laila: An evil greater than me has touched down on this earth. Mmmmm. I don't like this.

The disturbance in the force is the new baby! And I guess the game decided that the new baby should be deposited in Laila's bedroom. She is...displeased.

Laila: What the h*ck. Like seriously what the h*ck is this.

Baby #2! And the last one because Dami and Hari have already reached the latter half of their adult lives. Anyway, meet Yasmin Matahari Scooter.

Both girls are currently in the running for heir. Cause I like 'em both.

Speaking of, the same day Yasmin was born, Dami had their birthday! Congrats on the wrinkles, Damián.

Dami: Oh, my youth...where did it all go? (sigh) I guess it's fine since I'm a bear now. Rawr.

Yasmin has taken up residence in the toddler bed at the foot of theirs.

Dami: (smooch) Goodnight, Yaz. I'm grateful you came into a nice world we could make for you.
 

Not supremely long after that, it was Hari's birthday too! Happy birthday, stinker.

In his later age, Hari has finally achieved the beard he dreamed of in his twenties. Except...it's...a bit grease-stache-y. Oops.

Hari: Curse my Asian genes. I've worked on this beard for twenty goddamn years :-(

Looks like Dami has finally completed that one painting they started on uhh...ten years ago. And then they left it there because fuck this noise.

Dami, aside: It's perfectly fine just where it is, I think.
 

Man, I can't even fathom...cuddling with some fucking bugs...then eating them afterwards.

Laila: Eating them? Who says we're eating them?!

...

My parents have been doing WHAT?!

Yasmin: Spwash!!

Dami: (spluttering) Augh, Yaz! You and your sister are both so silly. Quit that!

Yasmin: SPLASH.

Dami: Okay, I think it might be time to wrap this up.

Having teeth means: having delicious pancakes for the first time!

Yasmin: Oooooooh! (tastes) Num!!

Side note: Dami and Hari's butts appear so often in the background WHYYYY

Dami looks awfully proud of themselves for what they've done.

Dami: (deep inhale) Aaaaaah! Check out that fresh, delicious, floral air!

(chokes) Ack--ack--pollen.

Not miss Laila Lara Crofting directly into the garbage can to get some trash for her beetles to eat!! What the fuck!!!

Laila: YEET gotta feed my kids!

Briana came to visit! Everything looks much better since her last visit when Laila was a baby.

Bree: Dami, I gotta say, you done good! I don't feel the need to take six showers in a row anymore!

Dami: Wait, did you really do that last time?

Bree: Damán. Yes. This is why I haven't visited since your last daughter was born.

She's been roped into babysitting duty lol, while Dami and Hari go on a date for ONCE.

Bree: Say, Laila--what's the best pizza place around these parts?

Laila: Oh, you want Pizza Pizza, Aunt Bree. It's soooooo good. I'm always so happy when poppy and ayah get some.

Bree: I think I'll give that a shot, then! Thanks, Laila.

Laila: You're welcome.

{A/N: Pizza Pizza is shitty ass garbage.}

Okay, Hari's relationship with this fabricator thing is seriously bonkers. His skill is so high and yet he still fails to create something an ASTOUNDING percent of the time? I am so done with this thingn dsoifjdspokfdwmfds;fdsfsdf

Hari: I'm fucking done with this. Hardwood by Hari is CANCELLED, SIS!!!

Harvestfest came around!

Dami: Uhh...why are we celebrating this, again? We have never given a crap about this holiday.

Hari: Are you saying we shouldn't have made enough delicious food for the next three days? Do you hate my delicious stuffing?

Dami: You bought this stuffing from Farm Boy, you weirdo. Let it go.

Looks like Yaz woke up from her nap too late, so she missed out on eating with the family. It's okay! There's still food leftover!

Yasmin: (GRUMPY! GRUMPY!)

Every time I load up this household, Dami has a new lump of clay in their inventory. This was before the patch that fixed it, and so the fucker literally just constantly pulled new blobs of clay out their asshole probably.

Dami: Bussy clay :~)

Yasmin thinks her big sister is super cool for doing science!

Yasmin: (giggling) Me now! Me!

Laila: (smugly) Sorry, Yasmin. You're a dumb little baby, you wouldn't be able to handle it.

Yasmin: Hmmmmm.

Yasmin will remember that.

Now that Hari's business is retired, I thought it'd be time to get them into a career. t I signed them up for a marine conservationist job. It checks out, right?

Hari: Does that mean we're moving to Sulani?!

Sadly, no. But that would've been a good idea, in retrospect.

Halloween has come around! Hari is an astronaut, Dami a spaceship captain, and Laila an alien. 'Cause that's fun!

Laila: (sniff) Why couldn't I go trick-or-treating?

Hari: Because, Laila--you can't keep threatening kids for their candy.

Dami: Don't think we haven't had enough angry calls from your classmates' parents, kid.

Laila: (sigh) No fun allowed!

This business of washing up the solar panels gets real old real quick. I don't even know how many times a week they have to do this.

Dami: So like, we agree this is mega not-fun, right?

Hari: Right. But we're not going to replace them because...?

Dami: (sigh) Because we love the environment or whateverrrrrr.  No fun allowed.

Spare check-in! I think this was the point that Luca and Jamie aged up. She dyed her hair to recapture her faded youth take over as the matriarch of the Scooter house.

Initially I thought Luca was dead but it turns out he's not, lol. I just didn't take a picture of him.

Jamie and Luca's son Emery is either a teen or a young adult here. Either way, that's it for him because I'll never check in on him again.

Emery: Wait, don't you want to hear about--

No. Go to hell. Bye.

Destiny Dinh has been living with Bree for a long time now. I don't see them as the type to have, or even want, kids, so they didn't have any. Which is fine. At least they're cute and they're happy together!

And I said I'd never check in on Anna and Ulises again, but I guess I did just one more time. They're both a couple days out from becoming elders, so I didn't think it'd be a good idea for them to have kids or adopt cause they'd die too early in their hypothetical kid's life. I just made sure to get them married so story progression didn't do anything weird with them lol.

Back at the main home, Yasmin is enjoying mushed-up cake ahead of her birthday. After all, why not? Why shouldn't she keep it?

Not terribly long after that, it was both girls' birthdays on the same day! Happy birthday, Laila!

Laila: Time to develop some hobbies and a personality! Yeehaw!

There's Laila! Because I really don't want to spend any more time playing this expansion's features any longer than necessary, I have decided that Laila will be our heir. Y'know, the evil one.

This will be fun.

Laila: Yes...fun.

Yasmin had her birthday too. She's cute! If I wanted to keep playing this EP, I would have made her the heir. Alas. Welcome to sparehood, Yaz.

Yasmin: (sigh) Ah well. I guess I'll take up a fun hobby or something.

Dami: Aw, my girl! Look at you! You're so grown up...

Laila: Poppy, don't get emotional on me...

Dami: I can't help it! (sniff) Come on, give me a hug.

Laila: Ugh, pop! You're so corny, pleeeeease. Let's just eat cake now.

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There she is! She's almost there! Well, see y'all next time! Byeee!