Scooter 5.9 - Say Your Goodbyes
Dec. 17th, 2020 05:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

Welcome back to the Scooters, everybirdy. Let's round out this year!
This update involves a death, so, warning for that.

Look who's gone back to normal (even though he's never been un-cursed before). It's Luca!
Dami: (mad that he is still cursed)
Bree: (mad because Dami is mad and radiates negativity from every pore)
Luca: I sure do love my family :|

We've come to the end of the road for Rainbow. His life bar is a-bubblin' :(. At least Sully was home to say goodbye to him.
Sully: (sniff) Be a good boy for me, buddy. I love you lots.
Rainbow: (low groan)

It's this good, good boy's time. Goodbye, and rest in peace, Rainbow. You were a sweet little man.
I remember now why I rarely adopt pets into the family unless I need to. It's just a little too sad.

Ori only got the news when they got home.
Ori, sobbing: Oh, my little baby. Mi pobrecito amor...

Bree: Papa, are you sure you should be going on an adventure now? Meemee's really sad...and Dami, and Luca.
Sully: And you?
Bree: Well...I'm sad everyone else is sad. (mutters) Maybe I'm a little sad on my own.
Sully: I know, baby. But I gotta do one thing before I retire.
Bree: What's that?

To find that third and final golden perereca frog, of course. Check out that bad segue.
Sully: I am officially getting too old for this crap. But LET'S GO

I mean Sully might be tired of the Belomisian jungle but I sure am not.
Sully: Sure, you're not the one that has to hack and slash a gate open every time!!!

Sully: AAAAAAAAGHHH firebenders?! In Guatemala?!

Sully: Y'know, I've been researching Omiscan glyphs for so long, I am pretty sure I can read what these say now. For example, this pillar is inscribed with the lyrics to All I Want For Christmas Is You.

I don't even question what goes on in this temple anymore.
Sully: ...and they were roommates!
Skeleton: Oh my god, they were roommates.
Sully: ...and they were roommates!
Skeleton: Oh my god, they were roommates.

And would you believe it, Sully ended up finding a golden frog in the last room of the Temple of the Full Moon.
Sully: GOD, FINALLY. No offense but the Lara Crofting is getting so OLD.
He actually found 2 frogs during this trip lol, one was just in the jungle. Gr8!
Sully: GOD, FINALLY. No offense but the Lara Crofting is getting so OLD.
He actually found 2 frogs during this trip lol, one was just in the jungle. Gr8!

And of course he had to round out his vacation with a little embarrassment.
Vendor: (chuckling) Poisoned again, Sr. Scooter?
Sully: Yeah, yeah, I know...it's the third time.
Vendor: Oh man, you really are my favourite customer.
Vendor: (chuckling) Poisoned again, Sr. Scooter?
Sully: Yeah, yeah, I know...it's the third time.
Vendor: Oh man, you really are my favourite customer.

One last shot of this beautiful, blazing jungle before we go.
Sully: Wow.... Selvadorada, I'll miss you. It's been good.
Sully: Wow.... Selvadorada, I'll miss you. It's been good.

Sully's collection of treasure has finally surpassed §65k! He has 4 golden frogs (one of them is Ori's, which didn't count), thus rounding out his goal of 3. Which means he's achieved his generational goal!
✔ Have a treasure collection exceeding §65, 000 / Have 3 golden perereca frogs
✔ Have a treasure collection exceeding §65, 000 / Have 3 golden perereca frogs

Sully was able to conveniently square away that goal in time for the twins' birthday!
Dami: (grumbling) Where's my cake?
Sully: Damián, you share a birthday. So, you share a cake too.
Bree: Everyone shush!!
Dami: (grumbling) Where's my cake?
Sully: Damián, you share a birthday. So, you share a cake too.
Bree: Everyone shush!!

Briana is such an interesting mix of Ori and Sully's genes. She's in the running for heir still!

Damián takes more after Ori, but I think he's got Sully's nose...? Either way, he is also in the running.

Luca is sad because of 1) the memory of Rainbow; 2) he is no longer in the running for heir.
idk, I think I stopped considering him because he looks too close to Sully lol. I know I am incredibly inconsistent with choosing an heir. I know it's a failing.
idk, I think I stopped considering him because he looks too close to Sully lol. I know I am incredibly inconsistent with choosing an heir. I know it's a failing.

Don't know what Sully's mad about but Dami probably deserved it.
Sully: ...when are you gonna grow up, Damián? I'm tired of getting calls from your teachers!
Dami: (groan) Pa, this is who I AM! I'm a little naughty shit boy! A disgusting little weasel!!!
Sully: ...when are you gonna grow up, Damián? I'm tired of getting calls from your teachers!
Dami: (groan) Pa, this is who I AM! I'm a little naughty shit boy! A disgusting little weasel!!!

On the opposite end of the spectrum is Briana, who is a Huge Nerd that gets her homework done on time, THEN does extra credit work for funsies on top of it.
Bree: I just (squeal) LOVE calc.
Bree: I just (squeal) LOVE calc.

Oh hey, randomly in Strangerville is Anna, Kai's kid. Luca, Dami, and Bree's cousin.
Anna: I came here all the way to eat chilli. Did not disappoint.
Anna: I came here all the way to eat chilli. Did not disappoint.

Why've we come back to the junkyard? Sully's favourite place in town? Well, I shall tell you, dear reader....

These two have finally remembered to the knot! They got engaged when Luca was a toddler almost 20 years ago lmao. Congrats, Mr. and Mx. Delgado-Scooter!

Speaking of Luca, since he's out of the heir running, I figure I should find him someone too. Enter Miss Jamie Benali, one of his classmates. Of course, one of Salim`s descendants.
Luca: ...and they're playing zombie movies at the drive-in all Saturday.
Jamie Benali: That sounds pretty cool. Let's make a day of it!
Luca: ...and they're playing zombie movies at the drive-in all Saturday.
Jamie Benali: That sounds pretty cool. Let's make a day of it!

Their date, however, was interrupted by one of the waiters straight up dying during their shift. Which, relatable, but holy shit dude.

Luca: So...uh...
Jamie: ...
Luca: I'll just take you home now.
Jamie: That'd be good.
Jamie: ...
Luca: I'll just take you home now.
Jamie: That'd be good.

Just like her father before her, Briana is mastering the art of the 1 AM barbecue.
Bree: I just really crave that Oscar Meyer wiener flavour before bed, know what I mean?
Bree: I just really crave that Oscar Meyer wiener flavour before bed, know what I mean?

Ever since Ori's had kids, I've extended their goal to cure their kids of the curse, in case they had it. Last one to go is Dami.
Dami: (yawning) Huh? Meemee?
Ori: It's for your own good, Damián. Experience undeath!
Dami: (yawning) Huh? Meemee?
Ori: It's for your own good, Damián. Experience undeath!

Ori: AAAAAAH a skeleton!
Dami: Hey I look pretty fuckin sweet imo.
✔ Assemble a Balampalsoh death relic and experience Undeath / Remove curse from any affected offspring
Dami: Hey I look pretty fuckin sweet imo.
✔ Assemble a Balampalsoh death relic and experience Undeath / Remove curse from any affected offspring

Sully: Whoa! Dami...?
Dami: No it is not me. It is Sr. Turquesa, here to steal your alcohol.
Sully: Okay kid, nice try.
Dami: No it is not me. It is Sr. Turquesa, here to steal your alcohol.
Sully: Okay kid, nice try.

This looks like a renaissance painting lmfao.

Luca: Who the hell let a skeleton in here?!
Please re-examine the family you are in, Luca, and ask this question again.
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I hope the lead-up to everyone's Christmas / the end of your Chanukah is going well! See you next time, everyone!