Scooter 9.5 - Wizards and Wyverns

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Wizards of the Coast if you're reading this, no you're not.

Welcome back to the Scooters. After the end to Kaleb and Jaesha's engagement, this generation will now see a change of pace and scenery, and a slight time skip. You know how it is. Let's catch up!

 

It was a year later that Kaleb Scooter, no longer a Simtuber or the fiancé of Ms. Jaesha Thurston, found himself in Windenburg.

He moved to a prime piece of real estate right by the river, the in picturesque downtown, surrounded by artifacts of the old world. Windenburg was a busy city, rich with the comings and goings of both its residents and the many annual visitors. Kaleb felt like he was just a mote in a ray of sun. That was just the way he wanted it to be.

He let Jaesha have much of the things they had bought together. After all, he had embarrassed her in front of countless people. It was only fair she had the lion's share of their old furniture. Besides, he thought it'd be better if he got all-new stuff anyway. At least it wouldn't remind him of her.

Fayrouz had come with, as well. Like he had told her, there was no way that he'd be able to live without her. So, she packed her things and moved in with her son. Rent-free, as was the agreement, though she'd tried to debate it. But Kaleb was insistent.

Fayrouz wasn't the only one who'd come along, though...

Kaleb: Hey. Everything okay in here?

Natasha: Gah! Dammit Kaleb, you scared the crap out of me.

Kaleb: Sorry, babe. You alright?

Natasha: I am. I just can't figure out this weird European stovetop just yet...!

Kaleb: (chuckles) Well, lemme help mom with her boxes and I'll come down and figure it out, okay love?

Natasha, smiling: Sounds great.

So hey, here's me breaking a new personal record for making the "goals" post. 5 chapters in, when the previous latest was, I think, 2 chapters in?

Except this time...there are no goals.

At the point of getting to this generation, I hadn't played this save for about...a year and 3 months. I didn't want to stress myself out with a goal. I just wanted to do my usual of writing a story for half a gen and just playing the game for the rest of the gen. So. That's where we are.

Windenburg was a beautiful city all sorts of surprises. Their new favourite was the ruins on the island bluffs.

Which, with built-in bathrooms and crumbling pillars made of cement, they deduced weren't really ruins at all, but something built for tourists to come and visit. The effect was all the same, however. At least this way, during slow seasons, not many people came here at all.

Perfect to fuck in, which they did LMFAOOOO

And anyway can you believe they hadn't had their first kiss yet? Time to rectify that, with the kiss that was nearly twenty years in the making.

Natasha: Jeeeeezus Christ! I'm freezing my tits off!

Kaleb: I'm coming to warm them RIGHT now.

Natasha: Kaleb, I swear to god.

And what have you got in the romance department, Miss Fayrouz?

Fayrouz: The ashes of my dead husband.

...ok slay!

I don't even remember what mod lets my Sims do this tbh but whatever it is, it's essential. The fact that after TS2 and TS3, Maxis decided not to let our boo'd-up Sims cuddle in bed is a war crime. to be quite honest.

Okay honestly Natasha is not a good cook. Luckily for her, her lifelong second mom is here to help!

Natasha: I don't know how you ran a restaurant for all those years, Fayrouz. I'm sweating and we're just making pancakes.

Fayrouz: We're making 'atayef, my dearest. And honestly, it helps to tune out the world while you're doing this kind of stuff! (whispers) I can't remember half of the things Kaleb has said to me over the years because of it.

Natasha: (gasp) Fayrouz.

Fayrouz: Now you'll take that to your grave, Natasha, do you hear me. Your grave.

Natasha: Yes ma'am.

Miss Fayrouz still got it at her big big age.

Fayrouz, singing along: My pussy good pussy sweet, pussy good enough to eat--

I think at this point, Kaleb got a job as a style influence or something.

A decision I wouldn't come to regret later.

(eye twitch) But I'm getting ahead of myself.

On one of his days off, Kaleb discovered a sweet little local spot that was a tavern upstairs, and a sick-ass games room downstairs! Speaking to the proprietor (in his not-very good German...), he discovered that this was a common place for people to host their Wizards and Wyverns sessions. "You know," he said; "the game where people pretend they're adventurers and kill dragons and shit."

Kaleb had heard of W&W (dub-and-dub, for the newbies). He had always wanted to play...but he needed a group...

Bowling solo would have to do for now. Maybe Natasha would like this game!

Natasha had lost her job as a wedding planner. The catastrophic disaster that was the Scooter-Thurston wedding brought so much negative press to Silver Dreams that they were forced to let her go as a planner, to save their image. It also didn't help that she ended up dating the groom-to-be of that wedding. Perhaps the general public was better off not knowing that tidbit.

Anyway she's hunting for a job. Good luck Tasha.

It was one dark and stormy night that I remembered that this was a legacy, and though we are at the end, I still need my final heir, so uh...let's hop to it my dears.

UH OH THERE'S A BOOBIE. LOOK AWAY NOW.

Kaleb: Babe this might be a bad time, but how do you feel about tabletop RPGs?

Natasha: This is actually a terrible time, I'm about to bust you GODDAMN LOSER

Natasha got up bright and early to make a cake for Fayrouz, whose birthday it was!

Natasha: Listen I'm not any better at cooking than I was a few pictures ago but goddamn if I'm not gonna at least try.

She ended making her a hamburger cheesecake lol. Happy old lady birthday, Fayrouz!

Fayrouz: I love a good hamburger hehe

Fayrouz: Oh god, I immediately felt it. My bones, weakening. My body, wizening. My skin, losing collagen. (sigh) At least I have a sick-ass cake all to myself.

Uhhh I don't honestly remember what Natasha's job ended up being but it seems I must've tried to put some effort into it because here she is making friends for said job?

Natasha: Hi! My name is Natasha Deleon, and I...

Natasha: ...am your new neighbour! I hope to get along well with the lovely folks of Windenburg...

Natasha: ...and take part in all of its fun events! So, what do you think?

Random person: That's really proactive of you, but uh, I'm on vacation and I live in Florida, actually.

Natasha: Oh. Ew.

Well, when all else fails, you can join your 20k boyfie's session zero of his first Wizards and Wyverns campaign.

Kaleb: (chattering to the other players about some nerd shit)

Natasha: (sigh) I guess it's not really that bad.

Some guy: Hey, are you guys making characters? Hey, is it okay if I start at level 1 with my mpreg breeding stock bottom orc OC?

Natasha: ...what the shitting fuck.

There are actually a few more members in Kaleb's W&W group, and one of them, to my surprise ended up being one of Kaleb's friends from when he was a teenager. Yes it, is the catboy guy.

Lady: What are you all playing?

Catboy: Obviously I'm gonna be a tabaxi. Nyan.

Lady: ooookay then.

Catboy; Hey, Kaleb. I'm so glad we got to be friends and play games again.

Kaleb: Yeah, man! For sure...!

Catboy: You...don't remember my name, do you. It's Declan. We were in math together. We were like, best friends, dude.

Kaleb: Yeah! Yeah! For sure! ... Uh huh!

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Who doesn't love a good game of dublya and dublya. Okay, see you next time besties.