Scooter 9.6 - Schön Windenburg

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Hello besties. Welcome back to the Scooters. Been a while, hasn't it?

As of writing this, High School Years has been dumped unceremoniously onto the world, bugs and all. TS4 is quite literally unplayable right now. Eh, whatever. Maybe it'll be fixed soon? Either way, that's neither here nor there. Let's keep tugging along.

 

Kaleb that's an awfully rude way to greet your father.

Kaleb: EWWW GROSS GHOST EWWWW

Natasha: WHERE OMGGGG EWWW GHOSTS...

Xavier: wow, I'm sure feeling wanted in this family.

hey wait are we not in Canada anymore btw

Risky Wicked Whims woohoo was not enough, we need to Try For That Baby, baby.

Natasha: I am lying under the covers animating directly into hell as we speak.

I don't remember what Natasha's new job was, but I think it was...business...??

Natasha: it's whatever job requires me to have a normal, functional, non-insane uniform.

The same cannot be said of Miss Kaleb, I fear.

Kaleb: what, is the striped polo shirt, blue blazer, sweatpants and dumb glasses look not a VIBE?

It is fucking not. Bye.

Natasha's pregagenantcy is moving pretty smoothly I think.

Natasha: 'moving smoothly'??? girl it's kicking me in the fucking ribs, little shithead

 

Anywaze with the family once again growing and me realising that they currently live in the tiniest townhouse in all Windenburg, I moved out to a lovely ~modern~ ~warehouse~ that has been ~repurposed~ into a home. Courtesy of the bank of motherlode.

I forgot who built this, It's been a while sorreeeeee.

This house is like...ultra modern and has all-black everything but I surprisingly don't hate it. Normally I detest modern builds with a passion. But I think it really suits Kaleb and Natasha.

Kaleb: this makes me feel special :) 세상이 아무리 날 주저앉혀도 아프고 아픈 말들이 날 찔러도 네가 있어 난 다시 웃어 that's what you do again I feel sp

Girl the ceilings are so high I took not one but two (2) screenshots from A Spicy Angle.

Natasha, from leagues below: it's cold as balls in this bitch maybe we should unexpose this brick?

Like before, Miss Fayrouz came with, and she is LOVING the fun new pool she gets to have.

Fayrouz: maybe though it wasn't the best idea to try and swim in during a cold German winter.

Girl when will you learn???

Damn, Tasha--is your job a businesswoman at large, or a waitress?

Natasha: No questions in this trying time, please.

I thought it'd be nice for Fayrouz to help supplement income by painting! She did it once and then I promptly forgot about it.

Fayrouz: Gorgeous gorgeous girls do... well, nothing.

Wooohee! This baby's gonna come along any day now!

Natasha: Let's play a fun game of, do I have to piss, or is it my water breaking?

Kaleb and his merry band of nerds were deep into their dwarven ruin-themed campaign.

Kaleb: ...that's when you hear it: a howling. If any of you have Religion, give me a roll.

Player: I have the Cooking Lore skill. Does that apply?

Kaleb: Mark, for the last time, no. You can't sub Cooking Lore in for any other skill just because you think it'll work.

Player: Right but here's the thing: my god is a kitchen god. And what do you do in the kitchen? Cook! So I think it should work!

Kaleb: I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out.

Catboy guy: Hey, I'm just wondering where Natasha is? She's actually been getting into the game lately, I'm worried our shenanigans scared her off.

Kaleb: Tasha? Oh she's having our baby.

Catboy guy: What! And you're here running a W&W game?!

Kaleb: Well the artifact's not gonna find itself, is it, Declan?

Meanwhile, at the hospital, after a labourious, uh, labour... Natasha had her baby!

Natasha: Hell yeah. Who's bad. ME BAD

It's a baby! Yep! Meet Natasha's mini-me, Aaron Xavier Scooter. As per Asian tradition, he has already gotten his first bowlcut.

Kaleb gave him his middle name in honour of his dad, obviously, and he promises to always be there for his kids. SO THAT MEANS NO PREMATURE DYING OK KALEB COOL.

Fayrouz is absolutely SHTOKED to be finally be a grandmother.
Fayrouz: oh my gooddddddd a babyyyyyyyy :'))))) finallyyyyy

wadder

Kaleb: wadder

w--wadder?

Aaron: wadder
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Natasha: What the fuck is happening.

I have run out of captions.

Looks like someone doesn't like his formula. What are you, a restaurant reviewer?

Aaron: Yes. get me a rack of lamb or I will shit everywhere right now.

Natasha has her office all set up for whatever the fuck her job was! There's an entire loft upstairs empty and waiting for...whatever.

Natasha: I think the disco lights really complete this. may I never be tired on the job ever again.

The other side of the loft has been given to a bar for Miss Fayrouz to practise making drinks all day.

Fayrouz: I've always wanted to be an alcoholic <3

no I absolutely hate the stylist career because what the HELL IS THIS, KALEB.

Kaleb: just you wait. it's about to get so much worse and it'll be out of either of our control. heheh.

Kaleb...how is merguez too spicy for you?

Fayrouz: I thought you were crowned the curry king or whatever just recently?

Kaleb, crying: recently?! Ma--that was like, ten years ago!

Fayrouz: oooohhhhhh.

not Aaron becoming a tablet kid... this is what unrestricted internet access about to do to a mf

Aaron, singing along, for the 7465th time today: Baby shark d-do d-do d-do...

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Holy guacamole. I really can;t believe I took an oopsie two month break. well, I`m still aiming to finish posting this legacy before 2023, so look out for that. see you next time, pals.