Scooter 1.6 - New Horizons
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Like the Animal Crossing game get it? Haha do you get. Do you get it?
(Welcome back to the Scooters.)
We open up this update with what seems to be Eric Lewis fully embracing hot girl summer.
Eric Lewis: It's called self-confidence, everyone. Flaunt your rocking bods. Be free and live ya lives.
And the gang at chez Scooter have fully embraced suburban living by downsizing. The old place was too big and had too many ghosts. Literally. You try being haunted by your mother and your son. Ain't too much fun out there.
This is their new place in the suburbs! I got it off the gallery and just reno'd it. I genuinely can't remember who did the original as it was a reupload of a reupload and had a dumb name like "family home" or something.
With a final sales tally of §31, 656, Percy has exceeded his goal of making §30k in sales at his flower shop. That means he has achieved his goal!!
✓ Make §30k selling crafted floral arrangements in a retail store
I got him this very fancy plaque to commemorate.
Of course, Francie and Oliver came along for the ride.
I think what I'm gonna do is, using Percy and Sebastian's FAT fucking stacks of money, build the family a cemetery where their old house used to be. That way I can keep the Scooter gravestones in one place.
To christen the new home, Josie took an angry poop first thing.
Josie: EVERYONE BETTER STEP BACK. RIGHT NOW. I'M WARNING YOU.
Percy is trying his hardest to fight the pudge. And I am trying my best to fight this awful fucking cloudy lighting.
Percy: It just isn't working :-( I really am meant to be #beargang for the rest of my life.
Funnily enough, this neighbourhood is the one Sebastian grew up in during the Park Legacy days. His old house was next door.
Sebastian: Right up until they knocked it down and replaced it with a park. Which, good riddance, I say to that.
A lovely suburban morning in Newcrest. I get a whole lot of cars driving right in this area which, I'M NOT BITTER ABOUT.
EA.
Sebastian: Hey this is a pretty nice ride.
Too bad I can't DRIVE IT.
{A/N: E A.}
Percy: Good morning, my dewy mountain rose.
Sebastian: Good morning, my...uh...dandelion.
Percy: We will work on that.
Percy: Maybe this year we can take a vacation. How does Granite Falls sound?
Josie: Boring. I wanna go to Disneyland.
Sebastian: She's right. We do have the money to go to Disneyland.
Percy: And queue up next to all those people with their families? Uh-uh. Pass.
Oh yes. Flower Daddy is back.
Percy: Who wants to buy an arrangement from me for the modest price of almost five thousand Simoleons? Anyone?
Josie's childhood aspiration is the Motor one, so she's always at the park.
Josie: I'm in danger I'm in danger I'M IN DANGER
Literally Percy and Sebastian make INSANE amounts of money at this point so I don't even sell their shit. I just give them to their friends.
Percy: Hey Alexander thanks for coming. Here, have this arrangement.
Alexander Goth: Wow, thanks Mr. Scooter, that's awesome. These totally pay for my parents' couples' counselling after I sell them to the floral black market at Booth Street at 5 am.
Percy: I didn't need TO KNOW THAT, ALEXANDER
Josie: Hey loser nerd are you still playing Overwatch?
Percy: No, Josie. I've decided to play love myself.
This is my favourite part of their new house, this like, flowery...passage thing...to their backyard. Nothing but the floweriest for Newcrest's best...uh...only florist.
Percy: Pretty flowers for pretty baby boy :-)
Sebastian: ...so yeah, sometimes we go to the--JOSIE BOTH HANDS ON THE BARS PLEASE!!
Josie: I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!!!
Sebastian: Francie was super into Party Frenzy...I wonder if it's any--
Oh No. Oh no this is fun as hell. I'm about to kill steal on all these grandmas. Oh no.
Percy: Josie...do you think...I could have the computer...? I kind of need it...
Josie: But dad, don't you want my typing skills to flourish? Don't you want me to succeed?
Percy: All right. But you have twenty more minutes.
Josie: (sigh) Okay. (grumbling) I can't do anything around this place.
Another rainy day with piss poor mashed potato smeared on the lens lighting in Newcrest.
Seriously.
Not even a SINGLE crumb of daylight??
Josie stop why are you so goddamn nasty?
Josie: I'm just mud girl. plop plop :-)
I didn't really have any intention for Percy to complete his aspiration but I bought a few rare flower packets for him, and he got a cowplant berry in one. Which is the last thing he needed to complete his aspiration, so...why not.
Percy: I'm gonna name you my little Bastard.
{A/N: I put Bastard behind a locked fence that only Percy can access. I am not risking ANYTHING.}
Awwwwwwwwwww cute. Josie really isn't a little bastard y'all, she's a sweet kid, as evidenced here.
Percy: Hi, Judith.
Judith Ward: Who are you again?
Percy: someone who's contributed MORE TO SOCIETY THAN YOU. GOD. FUCK OFF.
{A/N: Man I really hate celebrities lol. Get Famous was a mistake.}
Judith Ward: Who are you again?
Percy: someone who's contributed MORE TO SOCIETY THAN YOU. GOD. FUCK OFF.
{A/N: Man I really hate celebrities lol. Get Famous was a mistake.}
Sebastian I am so sorry baby boy I keep forgetting to work on his goals!!!
Sebastian: Hi, I'm Sebastian from the BA test kitchen, and today, I'm gonna be making... brownies from a box.
The Little Bastard Is Arriving. He Is On His Way. All Will Know Him.
Sebastian, what's the matter?
Sebastian: I just...feel like...my husband is growing a fucked up monstrous crop that's half mutated cow, half fucked up plant.
But nah. that's too crazy. Too crazy.
What are they vibing to?
Sebastian: GALILEO
Percy: Galileo
Sebastian: GALILEO
Percy: Galileo
Sebastian: GALILEO FIGARO
Percy: 𝑀𝒶𝑔𝓃𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑜
Bro what the fuck even are illnesses in this game?
Percy: Oh, don't you know? I've auditioned for the Cats remake. I'm going to be Rum Tum Tugger.
Sebastian: Huh...weird how half of this room is from Sulani and half from Brindleton Bay...y'all like this gym so much you'd cross a border for it?
Oh y'all freaky freaky?
Percy: Babe, this shower won't...fit both of us...
Sebastian: We're gonna MAKE IT WORK. WE'RE GONNA.
This is very random but I think it's cool when students bring home school projects. I always really like diorama-style projects as a kid. I wasn't good at them but they were fun.
Josie: Me too sis :-)
Sebastian, you just got a promotion? Why are you so mad?
Sebastian: I don't wanna work anymore. We have so much money! We have almost two hundred thousand in Simoleons! Let me SLEEP
You know it's Harvestfest when...uh...emissaries of the Elder Ones come to your house?
Sebastian: What the...
Troll: Ｐｈ’ｎｇｌｕｉ ｍｇｌｗ’ｎａｔｈ Ｃｔｈｕｌｈｕ Ｒ’ｌｙｅｈ ｗｇａｈ’ｎａｇｌ ｆｈｔａｇｎ
Sebastian: Ｉｎ ｈｉｓ ｈｏｕｓｅ ａｔ Ｒ’ｌｙｅｈ ｄｅａｄ Ｃｔｈｕｌｈｕ ｗａｉｔｓ ｄ̞̣͚̤̱̖ͥ̉ｒ̠̜̗͈̞͉ｅ̝̘͚͙̌ａ̜̗ͧ̓ͩｍ̭̖̻̺̔ｉ̻̭̠̜̝̆̀͌͑ͨｎ̲ͮｇ͒͌̑ͬ̚
HE IS HERE. LITTLE BASTARD HAS ARRIVED.
Percy: Yaaaaaay my aspiration is complete!
Now I can sell you. Bye :-)
We'll cap off this update with something super cute. Aww. I love Josie.
I'm still sad about Oliver, as he could've been the heir, too. But I love Josie.
*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*
The Scooters c. Gen. 1 have hit their stride (i.e. we're in the lowkey boring phase of just waiting till the heir grows up lol). Further generations, I might find mods to try and tweak that. Maybe it'd make a more interesting story, too. Well, I'll see everyone next time! Byeeeee~
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Date: 2020-04-22 08:58 pm (UTC)love the anticipation for the arrival of Bastard, the tension, the dramatics... only for him to be sold immediately lmao
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Date: 2020-04-22 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-04-22 10:02 pm (UTC)Also EA really has been out here not giving us cars! TS2 had them in the second expansion, but even if you didn't have it you could get the custom ones off the Exchange! TS3 had them in the BASE game! I'm tired of their foolishness smh
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Date: 2020-04-22 11:53 pm (UTC)