Scooter 2.3 - Underqualifiers
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Welcome back, duderinos, to the Scooter...inos... Uh, yeah, let's do another take.
Sit down your pooters, it's time for the Scooters! No, that still wasn't good. Let's move on.
Look which super-handsome pup grew up into a super-handsome big boy! It's Waffle, of course.
He still looks incredibly dopey which I just can't get enough of. He reminds me of my irl dog, who always looks very worried.
Now that he's old enough, he's ready to start getting dog trained.
Josie: Okay, Waffle. It's your time. You can do this. It's in your DNA.
Waffle: (excited panting)
Josie: Go fetch boy!
Waffle: (big, big BORF)
Percy and Sebastian weren't exactly huge on dogs. But by god is Percy ever gonna try, for his daughter's sake.
Percy: That's it...that's a good boy...I am not food...I am too tough and old.
On a walk with the dog, Matangi stumbled upon these cats...just...kinda sitting there.... Creepy.
Calico: (One of us lies and the other tells the truth. Which shall it be, dog-lover boy?)
Waffle can go ahead and get dirty sometimes if it means he can dig up cool stuff like this.
Waffle: (!!!!! I did good! I did good! I did good? .... I did good!)
Yes, I do the cooking, yes, I do the--JOSIE. COME ON.
Josie: Please don't catch fire please don't catch fire PLEASE DON'T CATCH FIRE--
Matangi: Uh...Jojo? You good?
Josie: Please, no questions. I ask that you respect my privacy during this difficult time.
{A/N: The burnt fucking console table in the back y'all I can't lmaoooo}
This is the first time I've noticed that Waffle came back inside unbearably filthy. It became a fairly regular, somewhat confusing thing. At first I thought it was normal hygiene drop from being an outdoorsy dog. Y'know, giving my dumb pixel dog the benefit of the doubt and that.
I would later come to learn that I was dead wrong.
I would later come to learn that I was dead wrong.
Thank god, Waffle is at least much more receptive to training than Cashew is. Which is weird, because...aren't Independent dogs much harder to train? Like, you'll need to work hard on an irl Dalmatian. Whatever, I won't question it. Josie needs those skills sis.
Josie: Speak!
Waffle: Fuck!
Josie: NO
Supriya: Oh my god eeeeeeeee what a cute doggy!
Matangi: Thank you, Supriya, I know--but can this wait until we're done his examination?
Supriya: Oh, yes, of course, Mr. Silva.
Matangi: Thanks for bringing him in, appa. I'm glad he's healthy.
Jay: Me too. Now that it's just me and your amma, I don't know what we'd do if we lost Cashew.
Matangi: Appa...! Don't be such a downer. And come by for dinner sometime, okay?
Jay: (chuckles) Yes, boss.
Josie's got a chance to impress some real bigwigs with her writing chops.
Josie, typing: Something that I rarely tell people, for fear of being perceived as being overly desirable--dare I say, too cool--is that, as a teenager, I ran a Tumblr blog dedicated to horses....
Matangi: Waffle, just how do you get so dirty all the time?
YEAH WAFFLE. HOW DO YOU GET SO DIRTY. ALL. THE TIME.
Waffle: (nonchalant boof)
Cat's owner: Do you think this is going to take all day? I've got a blogilates livestream to get to.
Supriya: Well, lady, either you wait for your cat's clean bill of health or the problem remains unsolved and you come back here next week with an even worse problem on your hands. Take your pick.
Matangi: Thank you, Mrs. Delgato.
Waffle has entered a faceoff with the poorly rendered birds.
Pigeons: Trifle not with which thou understandeth not, simple, earth-bound one. Thou dalliest with death with thy frivolous, uncouth ways. Thou desireth not to engage with us.
Waffle: (What the literal fuck)
Y'all I just truly do not understand the faces Josefine Scooter makes.
Josie: You're so annoying. You like being cute as hell? Yeah? You like being the cutest boy alive? You like that, dog boy?
Matangi: Getting super mixed messages here, Jojo.
But what she giveth, she taketh away. This time she giveth snuggles and taketh away struggles.
Josie: Smooch :-)
Matangi: So...not for real?
Josie: I think I shall save that for later.
Hey, Mayor Whiskers!
Matangi: Aww, hey, buddy! Aren't you just the fanciest looking kitty I've ever seen.
Mayor Whiskers: (Ho ho ho! A human of impeccable taste, I see!)
Matangi: Yeah, you're super cute. See you later, little guy.
First look: Homie what the hell are you wearing?
Second look: Huh. I think I finally understand why so many people are whipped for Bjorn Bjergsen.
If all the spouses weren't already planned out for this save, I would simply have to wreck a home.
Quick! Quick! Replace the sin with the cute shit!
Josie: I love you, Waffle. Even if you are the dopiest looking weirdo I've ever seen in my life.
Actually, no I think that's the source of it.
What if we...did a Christian side hug in the same bed...with each other... Haha... Just kidding...
Unless...?
Oh hey, it's the Sim my boyfriend made for me, from the family I plopped down to have some more townies in this world.
Alexi Rodia: Hey, Dr. Silva! Just wanted to thank you for fixing up Lexie last month. She's back to her old self!
Matangi: I'm really glad to hear that, Alexi. I trust she hasn't gotten into any more wheels of cheese since...?
Alexi: Promise she hasn't, doc.
After some patient friendmaking and literally tearing apart the whole suburbs for him, I finally got the bestest boy in my house.
Mayor Whiskers
Tuxedo ~ Friendly, talkative, aloof
He immediately took to Waffle!
Nobody talk to me. I'm not strong enough to handle this. Aaaaghhh my UWUS
Should Supriya be alarmed that her husband brings their pets to the animal hospital literally every day??
Justin Delgato: Hey, honey! Blue got into some peanut butter again--
Supriya: Justin I swear to god you complete buffoon I leave home for ONE HOUR AND YOU'RE COMPLETELY RUINING OUR BELOVED ANIMALS' DIGESTIVE TRACTS AAAGAGRRHHGH--
I mean hi.
Matangi: There you go, little gal. So you're called Josie, huh...? (chuckles) That's funny. The girl I like has the same name.
Catarina Lynx: I think you should go after her, doctor.
Matangi: G--go after? Ah...I have been thinking about it a lot, to be honest....
Catarina: There you go! Cross that line! Turn that "girl you like" into that "girl you share your cats' kibble with"!
Matangi: what
Catarina: what
Matangi: I want to see my little boy~
Josie: Here he comes
Matangi: I want to SEE my LITTLE boy
Josie: π»πππ π½π πΈππππ
Matangi: Come on, Mayor Whiskers! Haven't you ever seen a laser pointer before?
Mayor Whiskers: (What a primitive form of entertainment! So rudimentary, below my office!)
(AND YET............)
Josie: (pant) Gotta... (pant) fight that... (pant) Scooter PUDGE....
Spoiler: she was successful because as it turns out, she inherited Sebastian's quick-ass metabolism. We'll see if the Scooter pudge continues in her kids, though.
Welcome to moveobjectsron dot Dreamwidth dot org and you are reading the Scooter Legacy. The next heir: my boy Waffle.
That's it. That's the post.
Josie always makes sure to follow up her pet training with smooches and pets and hugs. So Waffle knows that he's appreciated all the time.
I love that Waffle always greets Matangi with a big ole hug whenever he gets home! He is a good, good boy.
Matangi: (laughing) Okay bud, okay. Let's go for a....?
Waffle: (excited boof!)
Matangi: Walk...?
Waffle: (BOOF INTENSIFIES)
Just because I could, I sent Josie to the animal hospital. Just for haha funnies.
Supriya: Uh...who are you? And where's Dr. Silva?
Josie: Dr. Silva decided to stay inside and watch anime. I'm Not-Doctor Scooter!
Supriya: Oh sweet sassafras.
Swati: Uh...Josie...?
Josie: Yeah, Swati?
Swati: Cashew has an intestinal blockage. Why are you looking at his paws?
Josie: Relax, Swati. I know what I'm doing. I'm a professional.
Cashew: (confused grunt?)
Josie: Thanks for the vote of confidence, Cashew.
Swati: Ohhhhh god I can't bear to watch.
The sound of various animals shrieking, running around, while Supriya is shouting after them fill the room.
Josie: Well, I think I did a pretty good job! I'm gonna go home now. Byeeeee!
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Well, that was a disaster! Glad I got Mat to level up his vet skill even a little before throwing him into the fire--Cashew was stressed as hell whenever Josie looked at him wrong lmfao. I hope you all enjoyed and I will see you next time! ByyeyeyeyEEEE
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