Scooter 2.5 - Oh, Randy (Well you came and you gave without taking)

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Welcome back to the Scooters!! Let's (Hwasa from Mamamoo voice) GEDDIT!

 

Josie's gotta take Matangi on some silver (or higher ;)) level dates for the next stage of her aspiration, so she took him to the fancy yacht club one evening.

Josie: Huh. This place sure is boring, isn't it?

Matangi: I'm not surprised, it was built by someone at EA.

 

Josie: Hey, hot stuff. You come around these parts often?

Matangi: Jojo, you sound like a sweaty rancher.

Josie: That's cause I am. Wanna come back to the farm and plough my fields?

Matangi: STOOOOOOPPPPP

 

And I believe this was right after the moment Mat proposed to Josie.

Because of course he did.

And of course this happened.

 

They went home that night to celebrate. For the first time, because hey, now they know they're into each other enough to get engaged.

Cashew: (Sin!!! Sin!!! SIN!!!)

 

This was the first case of me needing to use the surgery station.

I completely botched it because I didn't realise you had to select an operation to do while the animal was inside of the chamber, and so I sat there for six in-game hours waiting for Mat to do something.

At least Brent and Rosie were patient with me.

Mayor Whiskers sure is a cute ole kitty.

Mayor Whiskers: (Oh, to be me... I feel so sorry for everyone that must put up with merely imagining it.)

 

Finally, all three of these lads are asleep. Usually one of them (Cashew....) is up at all hours making an absolute racket. Peace, even momentarily, is nice.

 

Josie: Mayor Whiskers, why is it you've always got a hat on?

Mayor Whiskers: (mreow.............)

Josie: Let me just--

Mayor Whiskers: (impatient HISS)

Josie: Okaaaayyyy, heard you loud and clear.

 

Mat's number one love is still his oldest friend and bestest boy.

Matangi: Aw, Cashew. You're so dignified now that you're covered in gray!

Cashew: (contented panting)

Matangi: You got your RRSP set up yet? Should I do that for you?

Cashew: (confused whine?)

Matangi: It's a little bit of human humour, you see, I... I...really gotta talk to more people.

 

And now, for a brief montage of Josie and Mat's animals cockblocking them.

Josie/Matangi: (smooching)

Mayor Whiskers: (Excuse me! You haven't yet fed me and yet you're CANOODLING? In front of MY food bowl?!)

 

Josie/Matangi: (smashing)

Cashew: (SIN!!! You can't run away from me to sin in another room!!! Sin!!!)

{A/N: This was an autonomous try for baby initiated by Matangi...easy, tiger.}

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It was the next day that Josie got the notification that Percy and Sebastian had both passed away. She knew what she had to do.

She returned home to Newcrest that same day, and in the plot belonging to the Scooter family, she buried her fathers and bade them farewell for the last time.

{A/N: Unfortunately those aren't Francie and Oliver's real headstones (because glitch) which is a real shame...}
 

 

Josie: You always taught me to live my life beautifully, and practically. You gave me the starting point I needed to become who I am today... Dads...thank you so much for everything you've done. (deep sigh) I love you both...so much.

Rest in peace, Percy Jack Scooter and Sebastian Gray Park. You were a great pair of founders and you were both super special to me. Thanks for kicking us off.

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Jeez, Waffle, does the shower really have you that spooked?

Waffle: (I saw a HAIR MONSTER!!!!! IT HAD EYES!!!)

 

Oh, it might be a weird time but uh....Josie's pregnant! Yay!

Josie: Nobody talk to me. I'm an orphan now. I'm going to eat tacos and cry.

 

Unsure as to where this pink light is coming from but it's very hashtag #aesthetic. We do stan a visually appealing walk.

 

I guess Don Lothario is this gym's trainer?

Don Lothario: You got a mean right hook, Dr. Silva.

Matangi: Thanks, Don. Gotta get ready for the impending zombie apocalypse, right?

Don: Can't tell if you're being serious or not, but if you are--I got the program for you.

Don: Pick up the pace, Mat! Run like you're running away from your problems!

Matangi: Isn't that mentally unhealthy?

Don: We're working on your rocking bod, not your soft squishy brain! Pick up those legs!

Matangi: (deep sigh)

 

Man, Mayor Whiskers has really taken to Waffle's favourite ball.

Mayor Whiskers: (FORMER favourite. This belongs to me now. Waffle can take it from my claws if he wishes.)

 

Matangi: (awed gasp)...that's...really ours in there, isn't it?

Josie: Yours and mine, baby. Hehe...baby. It's funny.

Matangi: I love you, Josie. Thank you.

 

Josie: (groans) Ugh!! She's killing my back.

Matangi: She? How are you sure?

Josie: Oh, I'm 100% sure. She's rough and tumble and she's trying to break my spine. Oh, she's a Scooter woman, alright.

Matangi: Ohhhhh no.

 

Josie saw off Mat before heading to the hospital.

Matangi: ...you're sure you don't want me to go? Are you sure? Really?

Josie: Mat, the town's animals need you. I'm fine. I can handle myself.

Matangi: (sigh) If only Alexi didn't schedule his dog's surgery for today...

Josie: I promise you it'll be okay. Me and our baby--we're gonna be alright. Now go on! Go get'em!

 

You still sure about making it out okay, Josie?

Josie: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh........................bye

 

Josie was right, and they had a daughter! It's ya girl Miranda Nalini Scooter. Otherwise known as Randy.

No, really. Randy Scooter.

 

Matangi: Come here, you. You're the love of my life, did you know that?

Josie: I had a feeling, yes.

Matangi: (chuckles) Now I'm gonna put you in bed, and I'm gonna clean the shit out of this house and feed our daughter wholesome food, and make us a bomb fucking dinner. How's the sound of that?

Josie: Oh, Mat, I--that's making me feel a way.
 

 

Oldest baby, meet newest baby.

Randy: (excited babbling)

Cashew: (curious whine?)

Randy: (pleased sounds)

{A/N: Randy should be wearing red but I forgot lol. It gets fixed when she ages up though so it's ok.}

 

And in the empty countryside road that separates the farmlands from the suburbs, a pair of unseeing eyes watch.

The Watcher: ...the time is soon.

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Hm.

Well, I'll see you guys next time! Thanks for reading~  byyyyeeee~

Comments

[harmoniouspixels]

The whiplash from the opening "Wanna come back to the farm and plough my fields?", to the death of the founders, to the new baby, to The Watcher... I'd be lying if I didn't say I wasn't here for it

[moveobjectsron]

HONESTLY this update was kind of a whole ass mess, mostly because idk, babies being born tends to coincide with elders dying. But that might just be a me thing