Scooter 3.7 - Triple Trouble

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Hey everyone. My last post was two months and one week ago. Big yikes. Well, I'm here to finish off this generation and move on to the next. I could give a bunch of excuses for it or I could get to the content. I think I will do the latter.

Love that their neighbours never actually come to their door, they just kinda...paddle around in the water around their house.

Randy: So, how's them Knicks?

Oliana Ngata: Someone already used that joke 2 months ago. Whoever's writing this shit has abandoned it for so long they just forgot.

Randy: Damn it.

I got Willow a little craft table so she can be idk productive?

Willow: Damn dude I'm like 8 years old, I don't need to monetise my hobbies! I just need to have fun as to avoid developing a complex in my twenties!

I can't remember why I took this but I love the colour?

Oh yeah, Collin's showing some more.

Collin: THANK you! This isn't a maternity shoot for nothing!

First Winterfest with kid (and kid impending)!

Randy: Now I have an excuse to buy presents :)

Collin: Um hello? Your Loving Wife is right here wtf?

Collin: OH LAWD THEY COMING

And in this case I actually mean they in the plural sense lol twins :)

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That's right...twins. Two toddlers on top of a child.

Triple trouble. Ughhh.

Willow: I am...disgusted.

Anyway fuck that baby stage me and my homies hate the baby stage.

Meet Landon Reece Scooter (with the short hair and blue eyes) and Xander Lane Scooter (with the shaggy hair and brown eyes).

Willow's simply not having any of this sibling foolishness.

Willow: I absolutely HATE THIS! THIS HOUSE IS STINKY!!!

...and apparently, neither is Xander.

Landon: Jeez bro I'll move out of the way in like a SECOND.

Randy: It is so nice to have a delicious Tofurkey(TM) dinner with my family.

Collin: *sweating* Yep babe sure is delicious I do love it so much.

Willow: *retching* This is STINKY

Jury's also out as for what the younger boys think too.

Landon: :(

Xander: :DDDDDDDDDD

Collin got a FUCKING CARROT for Winterfest.

Collin: This is the LAST time I tell Father Winter he got a fat badonk. I don't even care about his bad girl booty. Fuck this shit.

I think Xander got something minor like a kid's toy or something. And I think Landon got even less than a carrot--he got nothing. So he went to bed.

Winterfest this year...kind of a bust, fellas.

Willow: ...mom? Are you gonna drop me off at Ka'one'ana Point?

Randy: No? Baby, why would I do that?

Willow: That's what Raquel from school said happens when parents get tired of their old kids. They have a new one, and then they leave them at Ka'one'ana for seagulls to eat their eyes and then they fall into the lagoon below and the sharks finish them off.

Randy: ...Willow, that is disturbing. You need to stop talking to this kid. We're not leaving you anywhere.

Willow: Okaaaaaaay.

Randy: Sleep tight, baby. (shudder)

And the boys get bedtime stories too.

Randy: ...and with a tumble and a splash, they fall to the sharks waiting below.

Collin: ...Randy, what the hell.

Randy: What? I thought it was a neat story.

Speaking of Raquel from school, here's Willow's best friend. She's the child of Ukupanipo Hekekia and Kalamainu'u Iona. aka those two jacked up mermaid townies.

Raquel Hekekia: ...come on! We gotta go to the barbecue at Uncle Leo's before my mom's family gets there and eats e-ver-y-thing!

Willow: Okay, okay! Just let me tell my moms we're going.

Collin: Hi. ... Yes, this is she. ... Oh, hi, Mr. Hekekia, how are you? ... She ate HOW much kūlolo?! Oh my god. Okay, I'm on my way.

There probably wasn't a point to this picture other than damn, do I ever just love Sulani.

Don't know why EA even tried after this one tbh.

Willow is quickly becoming a responsible older sister, cleaning up after her brothers' messes and their dinners.

Willow: I didn't realise I was supposed to be a third parent.

Xander looks like he's about to kill Landon for that sandwich.

Landon: Brother...there is another sandwich on the counter. You don't have to--

Xander: Shut your whore mouth.

Not sure why the television is busting a nut but hey, have this picture.

Randy: NEVER say those words AGAIN

Collin is on her daily salad grind to lose that baby weight I guess.

Collin: (sigh) This is the price I must pay. The tax I have been levied by society. Or something like that.

I sent Collin to the gym during a storm...those mfs outstide still had their yoga class!

Instructor: Noooow crane!

Students: I...I think it'd be safer to postpone the class...

Instructor: I'm not being paid to postpone. I'm being paid to stretch your shitty, underused joints. NOW CRANE. CRANE.

Landon: Xander, owwww!

This was the moment I decided Landon should be heir because Xander is a little asshole. No I am not taking questions at this time.

Kid: ...Willow, what's that smell?

Willow: Ugh, it's one of my smelly brothers. Hold on. Let me get my mom. Please don't leave I would like to have friends.

Kid: Oh...kay.

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Well here we are at the child-rearing stage of the generation. Glad to have finally gotten back to it--even if Dreamwidth's UI is...bad. I forgot how bad it was. Anyway see y'all next time!