Scooter 3.8 - The Boy From Manila

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Weeeeelcoooooooome back to the Scooters! I hope y'all are ready to meet some new characters this update if uh, somewhat briefly lol I am so bad at pacing.

So like, I'd built an addition to the home for Randy and Collin and at the time I was like ~~uwu it's so mismatched and rustic how cute~~ but now...it looks fuckin UGLY. But it's there. It's there to haunt me till the day I die.

Willow: Say something family-friendly for the kids at home, Mr. Fluff!

Toy: FUCK

Willow: NO!!!

Not sure what Xander's upset about but it's probably the fact that he's stinky stupid and gross.

Naturally, moms had to uh...christen the new addition. You know. Put it through its paces. Just to make sure it passed the strees test and wouldn't fall into the sea. It's the safest option for everyone.

Randy: Aka it's FUCK TIME

As for Willow, she upgraded to her moms' old bedroom upstairs! She loves having all the space and having none of the little brothers' noise the next room over.

Willow: Peace and quiet for #1 girl.

Well, the toddler stage is dumb and awful and I'm done with it. It's time for a birthday! Happy birthday Landon (and Xander who was waiting for his turn)!

Xander: Mmm. This is pretty good.

Landon: Yeah. Hey, which one of us is which again?

Xander: I don't know. I think Ron forgot and literally can't tell.

Landon: Ah. Okay.

Sulani! The most beautiful world! This, I think is the only world (along with Selvadorada) I actually take time to take scenery pictures of. I never get tired of this tropical place.

I see Xander is already putting in the time to terrorise random civilians and tourists alike.

Xander: BOO!

Random teen: Haha. Get rekt loser.

Willow: Xander, where's your brother?

Xander: I dunno. At the beach?

Willow: Xander...don't tell me you left him alone.

Xander: Whaaaat? He knows his way back home. It's not like a Sims 4 world is big enough to get lost in.

Willow: (grumbles) Yeah, okay, true.

In fact, it's kinda standard for Xander to just...leave Landon behind whenever they go somewhere.

Landon, muttering: Stupid no-good twin of mine. I should just send him in the mail somewhere else and be done with it.

For Willow, I got her a few musical instruments. Except I forgot kids have to play the dinky-ass kids' guitar so it's just there for decoration.

Unusable decorative guitar: ...

Maybe the reason Landon gets left alone so often is because he spends hours chasing birds away.

Landon: Ha ha ha, fly home, you nasty sky rats!

Xander: Hey mooooom. I was wondering...if...you could get the new Playstation for me?

Collin: I could. But, well, why don't you ask your siblings what they think, too?

Xander: But it's gonna be my Playstation. Why would I need to ask them what they think?

Collin: Actually, since I'll be buying it, it'll be my Playstation. If you're not going to share, you're going to go without. Understood?

Xander: (grumbles) Yeah, understood.

Well, no new Playstation, but it is these two's birthdays! Happy birthday, Randy and Collin!

Looking super cute, ladies! Oh god they're getting old noooo bye

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A new student has transferred to Landon and Xander's school, which is pretty exciting for an elementary school kid. So of course, Landon went to pay them a visit. He was shocked to find they lived at one of the most expensive houses in Lani St. Taz.

Landon: Hey, new kid! You're in my class! I'm Landon.

Toro Katalunan: Huh? Oh, hey, yeah I've seen you. I'm Toro. Just moved here from the Philippines. Wanna come swim?

Landon: Wow, you have a pool. Sure, I'll swim.

Toro: Cool. You can change in the sauna if you want.

Landon: The udisfjdskfdsf sauna?!!!

Iro Katalunan: Uhh...who is this random child and why are they at my home I literally moved into three seconds ago...?

Man, parties at Randy and Collin's place always seem to be glitched. I tried having a nice get together bc the community is so nice but everyone just sort of flocked to the stairs and eventually left.

Randy: I understand. It's fine. It's cool. I'm okay with this.

When I looked inside Randy's inventory I found...the mood potion she made at her junior chemistry table when she was like, nine years old.

Randy: Huh. Guess I ended up forgetting about it after all. I wonder if it's still good.

...

Mm. Yeah. Yeah that's not good. Oh I need poison control.

Sometimes Landon likes to break into Willow's room and play in her closet, I guess?

Landon: She's the only one with a closet like this. What am I supposed to do, just let that go and DIE?

Willow: I love you, mom!

Randy: Awww. I love you too, baby girl.

Willow: ...

Randy: ...

Willow: ...

Randy: ...okay, what is it you want.

Willow: I am so glad you asked.

The downside to receiving so much community kalua pork is the frequency of it. I just don't know when any one plate of pork is about to expire.

Landon: It's like the world's worst game of Russian roulette.

I feel bad for Collin and Randy getting next to no screentime nowadays, but the only thing they're doing is plugging away at their careers and aspirations.

Collin: I, for one, welcome the impending entropy.

Randy: Baby, please, it's too early for these words. Please.

 

There was one weekend where nobody had anything to do, so they had a nice beach day!

Randy and Landon built a sandcastle while Willow took a nap in the sun, thus gambling with the gods of sunburn-giving.

Xander took a swim with the dolphins out by the coral reef while the man he terrorised that one time came and destroyed his brother's sand gnome.

That's what you get I guess.

Landon: Hey, fish guy! I would like for you to fry my catch.

Fishmonger: I charge by the pound. What you got, kid?

Landon: I have...three guppies.

Fishmonger: Yeah...I...y'know what, I'll do that for free. Why not.

Landon: Wow, really? Thanks, man.

Fishmonger: No problem, random street urchin.

I uhhhh didn't really know how to end this so hey, have a nice shot of this bridge. Haha. I'm gonna go die now.

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Wow a character introduced into the heir's childhood? I wonder what that could mean. I have never ever set a precedence for that to mean anything. See you next timeeeeeeeeeee